Name: Ashley Dzerigian
Nickname: Manimal
Birthday: January 22nd
Astrological Sign: Aquarius
Favorite Color: Grey
Likes: Vietnamese food, reality television, knitting for friends
Dislikes: movies that animals are hurt or die in
Describe a perfect day: walking my 2 small dogs in the morning, taking a bath in my clawfoot tub, teaching the residents in my Animal Crossing town a few new bad words, listening to some old records, catching up on the Vice fashion Do’s & Don’ts, naptime with a 4 lb chihuahua inside my shirt, walking to buster’s for ice cream, sticking a pizza in the oven and enjoying a werner herzog documentary with my husband.

Name: David Rosser
Nickname: dave, dave-o
Birthday: August 3rd
Astrological Sign: Leo
Favorite Color: yes
Likes: good smells, massage, gretsches
Dislikes: evil, fear
Describe a perfect day: Today.

Name: Jacob Evans
Nickname: Evan Jacobs, no wait my names Jake
Birthday: March 15th
Astrological Sign: Pissin’ Picsces
Favorite Color: Money
Likes: Mursic, Booze, Boobs, Strip Clubs
Dislikes: Bad Mursic, Bad Booze, Bad Boobs (every strip club known to man?)
Describe a perfect day: B-fast, BJ, BM, BFF, (not neccesarily in that order)

Name: Rick G Nelson
Nickname:Rick G
Birthday: June 30th
Astrological Sign:Cancer
Favorite Color:Blue
Likes:Cooking
Dislikes:I like it all
Describe a perfect day:Waking up, drinking coffee, working on my house, working on music, cooking a fancy dinner.

Name: Jeffrey Klein
Nickname:Kleinbag
Birthday: November 5th
Astrological Sign: Scorpio (represent!)
Favorite Color: Grey
Likes: Long walks on the beach, waterloo sunsets, caviar dreams, bomb pops, colors synonymous with flavors, Star Wars-themed gangsta rap, Bazooka Joe.
Dislikes: Sexy animals who know they’re sexy, predicates, Miss Havisham
Describe a perfect day: One, where throughout its course, i am not required to use my A.K.